Fools Rush In {Parker Townsend}

[Parker Townsend]

PARKER! STOLE YOUR HEART;

They call me Dashie and I've shot for the moon Almost 17 times.
You know you all love me and you can contact me via PM or Pixie Dust.
Ktxbi.

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» There Goes my Hero;

THe birth certificate reads Parker William Townsend
But Everyone Calls Me Everyone calls him Parker…except when he was two they called him willy
Ive Been Breaking Hearts for 20 years
The say I Am Eventer… and he’s rich
Ive Been Told I Look Like Zac Efron

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» Rock and Roll, Baby.;

I am so tall 6’0
And I Weigh 190
Ive Been Ninked And Pierced none he’s clean cut
They always say I look like
Just like all the other Townsend’s Parker just looks expensive. With a name like Parker William Townsend its not wonder he just looks like royalty. Expensive clothes, sunglasses, shoes, and cars you name it he’s got it. Parker likes t travel in style and the more it costs the more he wants it. His parents are usually always dressed in name brands even if they’re spending the day at the barn. And Parker was taught no different. He could spend a grand on an outfit and then wear it in the barn once cause a seam to rip and never where any of the articles of clothing again. Money wasn’t something that he couldn’t throw around… thanks to the family business he was basically set for life he didn’t have to lift a finger his entire life and he’d still be considered royalty till the day he died.

So with that much money he bought nice clothes and had a great sense of style without having to higher a stylist. But unlike his parents he didn’t enjoy flaunting himself all over the place. In fact he spent the majority of his time in the barn on a horse. But don’t let that affect your opinion he still looked darn good while riding… or doing basically anything. Along with expensive clothing he also drove expensive cars. He had a new car for every week. From Porsche’s to Lamborghini and BMW’s every kind of sports car you could imagine… he had and if he didn’t have it he could get it.

Parker could dress in overalls and he’d still look hot. His body was perfectly toned in both tan and muscle. He had that perfect six-pack that every girl fawned over. His arms were buff without being overly done. He was no body builder mind you, he just had one fine body. He’s caused several jaws to drop when he strips his shirt to go swimming. And has gotten several maids fired because they’ve stared too long. With his perfect, either dark brown or honey gold hair, adoring blue eyes, muscular body, golden tan, and impeccable style Parker was a new category of royalty all in his own.
This Is What Makes Me Stand Out His hair, His perfect Blue Eyes, and His perfectly muscular body.

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» Chances Taken, Hope Embraced;

I Adore
Foxy
Riding
Eventing
Winning
Girls
Racing
Motocross
Sports Cars
Music
Photography
Swimming
(in that order)
I Abhor
Losing
Hygienically dirty anything
Fat people
Cheaters
People that hate him because they’re jealous
Doing nothing
A blurry picture
I Rock
Cross Country Jumping
Indoor Arena Jumping
Eventing in general
Riding
Photography
Winning
Getting what he wants
Playing the Piano, or Guitar
I Suck
Losing
Being the trophy son he’s expected to be
Showing up on time
Listening or obeying anyone
I Do
Flips through channels mindlessly when he’s bored
Tends to over analyze things He’s a bit of a perfectionist
Stares off into the distance when someone’s telling him how to do something.
I Want Olympics… and Inheriting the Farm
I Fear Losing anything Especially Foxy
I Shut up Loves kids, secretly he has a heart.
I am
C*ocky, Stuck up, Ass… that just about sums Parker up In 4 words. But according to this it has to be 3 paragraphs. So here we go. Parker likes to win… he’s extremely competitive and it’s a huge turn on to him when a girl competes with him… He tries not to beat them so bad they can’t tell forwards from backwards, if he likes them. But he’s just about good at everything he does. From riding to jumping to motocross and photography and music, the list goes on and on for miles. It’s in his genes to be good at whatever he does and he’s just plan gifted. So being good at everything that kind of boosted the C*ocky part. He knows he’s good he’s been told that his whole life… from when he was 4 and won his first trophy on a pony named Jasper. From there he only got better and bigger. Once he one once he was addicted and if he lost he corrected every mistake made till he won… Yep he was very competitive but that he got from his Dad’s side of the family.

Stuck up comes from being incredibly wealthy. His family was the richest well-known families in the racing business. He knew they were rich and well he basically had whatever he wanted. And to him that was proof that he was better than anyone else. All the neighboring kids were just jealous that they couldn’t be him… well at least they were in his mind. In reality they just hated his attitude. Sure he had an attitude sometimes but like I said he thought he was better than everyone and it annoyed him when they insisted that he wasn’t. And it wasn’t as if he just treated the kids like trash, he didn’t listen to anyone. His parents had to replace his trainer nearly every week because he wouldn’t listen to them… They obviously didn’t know anything if they were telling him to do something that obviously wasn’t working. He had his own methods that got the job done better and faster. So that about summed up Stuck up.

Ass was because well if you add the two previous ones together that’s usually what it equals out to be. The problem with Parker was that he was smart… usually smarter than anyone who was trying to teach him anything… which is also why he graduated so early. If you tried to teach him anything he would ignore you do it his way and do it better and faster than you like stated before. Being Smart, good looking, and talented added to the being an ass. He liked rubbing it in people’s faces that he was better… not so much tearing them down in a mean way, but he was one of those people who could dis you but it sounds like he’s being nice or giving you a compliment. And then by the time you realize he just dissed you he’s already walked away. Those are just a few of his qualities but from that you should be able to grasp most of what is Parker.

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» I Know I Won't Be Home At All;

I Came From
Brad Townsend – Financial Advisor – owns a share in Townsend Farms
Angelina Townsend - Housewife
I Share My Dna With Sabrina 1 year old
I Come From Summer’s in California and the rest in Kentucky
But I Live Here Now Pinewood West Virginia
This Is Who I was
Parker was born to Brad and Angelina Townsend… the perfect pristine couple that attended every high society party that could be found in a 200-mile radius. He was basically born in a suit and that’s all he wore until he was about 4 and he decided he had had enough of that. He was a proper little boy only spoke when spoken to. Said please and thank you, Yes sir and yes m’am. Everyone fawned over him and pinched his cheeks until he begged to be let loose in the backyard of wherever he was at. He was put on a horse the day after he and his mom were released from the hospital after he was born and was there everyday of his life. And at age 3 began lessons and by age 4 he was winning trophies just like the natural that he was. He got used to having to be the perfect son that his parents expected him to be by the age of 5 but once his addiction to horses was started he picked up that they stopped taking him with them. He started getting older and they stopped paying attention.

Now instead of taking him with them to their parties they left him home with his grandfather and if he was attending the same party Parker would stay home with the maids. After the first few trophies they stopped going to his shows. Once his interest in eventing developed more than the racing business of the family they stopped caring. Brad drilled it in his head that riding wouldn’t get him anywhere and that once he graduated high school he needed to go to a ivy league college, like himself, and study business so one day he could take over the farm. But Parker didn’t want Ivy Leagues, or Letterman Jackets… he didn’t want to go away to college. He wanted Jumping and the Olympics when he grew up.

With his parent’s lack of interest in him, he learned not to bug them and spent the majority of his time in the barn training himself because they were constantly looking for a trainer that could actually handle his “extreme abilities.” Or learning tricks of the trade from his Grandfather. His grandfather spent a lot of time with him and always went to his shows even when they over lapped with a race he was always very supportive so instead of going to his parents Parker learned to go straight to the head of the household. Having learned how to ride on Jasper the farm “pony” (whom wasn’t really a pony he just happened to be smaller than all of the other Thoroughbreds that lived in the stables)Parker developed his riding abilities quickly without training… though he had a trainer he usually managed to fire them for their lack of ability to actually teach him something he didn’t already know.

As a kid horses were the only things that he really considered his friends minus his grandfather. That was until he met a family friend’s recently adopted daughter, Phoenix. She matched his personality nearly perfectly and oddly enough he had enough patients to deal with her. They hit it off and became friends and he helped her learn to ride the giant Friesian her dad bought her. And she well… she kept him company when no one else would. She was the only friend he had… and he wouldn’t even call her his friend… he helped her and she followed him around. He called her an annoying brat and she didn’t leave she just called him a stupid jerk. They were the best of friends… although he’d never admit it he was slightly jealous of her huge perfect horse compared to his… less than huge pony… which to any other child would have been a dream. And he loved him and would never sell him for anything.

But it wasn’t long before he out grew Jasper and his eventing came slowly to a stop. He tried in vain to get his parents attention at dinner, to ask for a new horse… but after they constantly ignored him he gave up. About a few weeks later his grandfather took him out on a field trip. Which reminds me Parker was pulled out of private school when he was about 13 right before his freshman year because he was too smart… so he continued schooling at him with a private tutor and graduated 2 years early at 15. But back to where we were… his grandfather stole him out of the house and took him to an action. He’d done this before and Parker loved looking at all the prospects with his grandfather. He pointed out a huge magnificent thoroughbred mare and Parker’s eyes were glued to her the rest of the day. She was perfect flawless in his eyes and he wanted her bad. He held his tongue though because he knew better than to ask Sr. Townsend for anything. But his mind was apparently read and the mare was bought and trailered to Townsend farms to begin training for eventing under Parker’s command. It wasn’t long before the pair was a perfect duo without a fail. Now 5 years later the two were taking over the country eventing circuit like a storm. At 17 he moved out indefinitely hoping there was something else in the world to learn from… he was only disappointed… and by 20 here he was settled down in Pinewood West Virginia.
This Is Who I am The best. Everything more… nothing less.

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» This Heart It Beats;

I Lust Heterosexual
I Love Girls who are competitive, a girl who looks good on a horse, long hair, perfectly proportioned bodies, the list really does go on and on… but I’m afraid there isn’t enough room.
I Loathe Hygienically dirty, Poor girls, overly slutty girls, whiners
Maybe I loved One
Maybe I Didnt N/A

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» This Is How We'll Dance;

I Bow Down Dude
I Am Awesome To lazy to copy and paste an example… you guys know what I can do. Cough 8,000 words cough

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Thanks Isa for helping =]

[Charlie Parker]

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