Post by Charlie Parker on Sept 24, 2008 15:47:39 GMT -5
So, you want to know something about Jess? Well, allow me to enlighten you on just exactly what Jess is like.
Starting with the bad:
1. Jess is very possessive...do not touch the hotness *cough*smurf*cough*...do not try to break into the closet...if you do...these will become you new not best friend:
2. Jess does not appreciate hugs and kisses...it brings back bad memories that she would like to forget...
3. if you ever say "I know right?" Jess will beat the crap out of you.
4. Jess is a country girl, meaning she hates the city...and all she needs to survive is a horse and an open range.
5. You get on Jess' bad side...good luck getting off.
Now, how about a few...nice things about Jess.
1. Jess will be the most patient person you have ever met.
2. Jess knows a heck of a lot about life, and is more than willing to talk some sense into your head when you need it most.
3. Jess is Jess and nobody else, so you can bet she's not going to change because of the people she's around.
Facts about Jess:
1. I live in Montana and I like it that way.
2. I own two horses, three cat, a dog and a parakeet.
3. if I had a choice between one of my current suitors and my horse... I'd choose the horse.
4. I hate the name Cole and Greg...so if you use them...beware, I might kill you due to the deranged people I associate with those names. I'm sorry if you like those names or know someone with those names, but they have been burned onto my mind forever leaving terrible scars, and that's that.
5. I have a circle of people...and its hard to get into that circle. If you feel left out, I apologize, but that's just the way I am....you have to try your hardest to get into my group, and if your hardest isn't good enough...well, that's the end of that.
6. if you're offended by any of the above, I also apologize, you wanted to know Jess, and that is who Jess is.
Thank you, and have a nice day.
Jess
Starting with the bad:
1. Jess is very possessive...do not touch the hotness *cough*smurf*cough*...do not try to break into the closet...if you do...these will become you new not best friend:
2. Jess does not appreciate hugs and kisses...it brings back bad memories that she would like to forget...
3. if you ever say "I know right?" Jess will beat the crap out of you.
4. Jess is a country girl, meaning she hates the city...and all she needs to survive is a horse and an open range.
5. You get on Jess' bad side...good luck getting off.
Now, how about a few...nice things about Jess.
1. Jess will be the most patient person you have ever met.
2. Jess knows a heck of a lot about life, and is more than willing to talk some sense into your head when you need it most.
3. Jess is Jess and nobody else, so you can bet she's not going to change because of the people she's around.
Facts about Jess:
1. I live in Montana and I like it that way.
2. I own two horses, three cat, a dog and a parakeet.
3. if I had a choice between one of my current suitors and my horse... I'd choose the horse.
4. I hate the name Cole and Greg...so if you use them...beware, I might kill you due to the deranged people I associate with those names. I'm sorry if you like those names or know someone with those names, but they have been burned onto my mind forever leaving terrible scars, and that's that.
5. I have a circle of people...and its hard to get into that circle. If you feel left out, I apologize, but that's just the way I am....you have to try your hardest to get into my group, and if your hardest isn't good enough...well, that's the end of that.
6. if you're offended by any of the above, I also apologize, you wanted to know Jess, and that is who Jess is.
Thank you, and have a nice day.
Jess
